#BIG BANG THEORY SEASON 2 EPISODE 23 MOVIE#

Sheldon: Thank you, but your sentiments may be premature. Leonard: ItвЂ™s not gonna be the same without you. Sheldon: вЂ¦the invitation to join the Arctic Expedition. Sheldon: Good news, gentlemen, I have tentatively acceptedвЂ¦ Raj: Our dreams are very small, arenвЂ™t they? Leonard: I could use the bathroom at 8:20. Howard: We could sit on the left side of the couch. If he says yes, weвЂ™ll have an entire summer without Sheldon. His wife set their dogs on me and rendered the question moot. Sheldon: Odd, President Seibert posed the exact same question. Leonard: Sheldon, what are the words I can say right now to end this conversation and let me go back to sleep? Sheldon: How can you say that? The scientific opportunity of a lifetime presents itself and my best friend says donвЂ™t go.

#BIG BANG THEORY SEASON 2 EPISODE 23 MOVIE#

How often have we had to leave a movie theatre because I got a headache from drinking the Icee too fast? I canвЂ™t go. Sheldon: IвЂ™m not good with cold, Leonard. Leonard: Easy peasy, IвЂ™m doing it right now. Can you imagine me, Sheldon Cooper, at the North Pole? Leonard: Sure, maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death. Third-graders will create macaroni-art dioramas depicting scenes from my life. IвЂ™m a theoretical physicist, a career I chose in no small part because itвЂ™s indoors, but if IвЂ™m able to detect slow-moving magnetic monopoles there, I will be the scientist to confirm string theory. He said, вЂњFrankly, if I could send you tonight, I would.вЂќ He offered to send you to the North Pole? Well, a space opened up at the last minute on the NSF expedition to the Arctic Circle. Leonard: Hardly a day goes by when I donвЂ™t think about it.

Sheldon: Do you remember the grant proposal I submitted to the National Science Foundation to detect slow-moving monopoles at the magnetic North Pole? Leonard: You could have waited until morning. Sheldon: He didnвЂ™t respond to my e-mail, his phone number is unlisted. Leonard: You went to President SeibertвЂ™s house in the middle of the night? That entire family is fascinated by what time it is and whether people know it. Sheldon: You, the president of the university, his wife, their sullen teenage daughter. Sheldon: Why is everybody keep telling me what time it is? Leonard: Sheldon, itвЂ™s two oвЂ™clock in the morning. Yet how am I supposed to carry on with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head? For the next 840 minutes, IвЂ™m effectively one of HeisenbergвЂ™s particles, I know where I am or I know how fast IвЂ™m going, but I canвЂ™t know both. Leonard: Yes, how did we live before Twitter? I guess youвЂ™ll find out what it is in the morning. Everyone at the university knows I eat breakfast at eight and move my bowels at 8:20. The president of the university wants me to meet him at his office tomorrow morning at 8 a.m. Bazinga! Well, now hereвЂ™s a peculiar e-mail.

Once again, youвЂ™ve fallen for one of my classic pranks. Sheldon: You actually had it right in the first place.

Leonard (making a change): Okay, howвЂ™s that? Sheldon: Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say science. Leonard: ThereвЂ™s nothing wrong with the science here. Sheldon: I canвЂ™t comment without violating our agreement that I donвЂ™t criticize your work.

Big bang theory season 2 episode 23